Tangled in Tinsel by Trilina Pucci

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So I have to tell you something.

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I listen to Praise on my way into work this

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morning and I was so turned on. Oh, my God.

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Yeah. Just listening to us talk about it. Yeah.

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I was turned on. Yeah. And then had to sit through a four

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hour fucking meeting. No, just.

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I mean, I think at this point, the way I feel after reading Praise

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is just the baseline for how I exist in the world. Sure. So I'm just.

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You're always that level of turned on.

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Yeah. I did really like that episode a lot because I think that

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it is. It's a really good representation of

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our dynamic. When you listen to it, did you feel the same? Yeah.

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Right. I mean, you can re. You really get a feeling for it. And I

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think that was one of my favorite episodes that we've ever done. And it was

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a re Recording. Yeah. How stressed out I was about that.

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Yeah. You didn't think it was going to be as good. The audio wasn't as

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great as some other ones, but we're figuring

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it out. Yeah. What I think I liked about Praise is.

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So it was the scene where he's rubbing her foot. Yeah. And then she's like

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rubbing his dick with her other foot. Such an accessible scene.

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Yes. That could happen in real life. Absolutely.

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Yes. And you like more of the scenes where it's like,

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I want something different that I'm not getting in real life. And I like the

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ones that could really happen to me. That scene does it.

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It does it for me. That would be my favorite scene, I think, from that

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book. Really? I was thinking about what my favorite scene is because I'm not at

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all into the Dom sub. And I think it's that scene.

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My favorite scene would probably be

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the scene. It would probably be the scene

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in the restaurant when he is like, oh. And I hated that

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one. Yeah. When he's like withholding the orgasm from her.

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That whole scene was. Oh, God.

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I think one of the things that I really liked about that book and what

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I've liked about other books since then is a little bit of

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the novelty. Sure. We don't get a lot of those

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types of scenes. No, we don't get a lot of. Those,

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like, almost kind of like innocent type

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scenes in a lot of the books that we read and even in the book

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that we read last week, Tis the Season for Revenge.

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I haven't re. Listened to any so yet. But in retrospect, I think that I

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really liked that they spoke to each other differently than

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other. Like, I don't even think I really liked the book. That much. I just

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think I was like, so starved to see them interact differently

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than how. Yeah. So many men and so many women are written

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in these books. Tis the season for revenge is more realistic than

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this book. Yes. So I actually have a note here

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before we get even. Get into this episode. Yeah. This book is.

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It is not safe for work. This is not

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one. You could just like, turn it down. When we

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talk about the naughty bits that in this. My entire

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recap is basically just naughty bits. You're literally.

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Hang on. Because you are literally about to hear me

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just talk about sexual activities. You're going to be explaining

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the logistics of each sex scene. Yes.

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Because the whole book is a sex scene. It's actually we.

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I think we're a new podcast. We're working on our rating

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system. One of the things that we've been throwing around is sort

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of labeling books. This is a smutty book.

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This is. This is not a book with smut. This is not a book with

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spice. There is no storyline. No. This is a smutty book.

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Just a smutty book, Plain and simple. Yeah. If you're just

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looking for inspiration, I think you could get there. Oh, yes,

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absolutely. Trulina Pucci.

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I got one of her books this summer.

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Not so lucky, I think it's called. Because I was at my uncle's wedding

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and the woman that my uncle married, one of her bridesmaids is

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Trina's mom. Oh, those books.

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Oh, I love that. So I have almost way to

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support your daughter. Mom, Right? It was so cute. Smutty books.

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And then we had to talk about it. My uncle calls these books

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clitorature. Oh, cute. Yeah. Okay.

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I hate that a man made that name up. I don't know them. I'm sure

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he heard it somewhere, but he. They were all just so

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proud to tell us about her because these books were like Amazon

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top seller, things like that. So I was excited to read

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this book because I like Five degrees of separation from

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the author. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. The author's bio

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is wild. Her website. I recommend visiting her website.

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It has all of the personality that you would expect somebody who would write a

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book like this. Her social media too. I believe that. Yeah, she's.

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She seems super fun. Yeah, for sure. She seems like somebody

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that I would absolutely go on a girls trip to Vegas with. Yeah,

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for sure. Yes. We would be doing cocaine

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out of. Yeah. We'd be getting like the dead hooker Vegas.

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Absolutely. All right, well, what book are we reading? We are

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reading Tangled and Tinsel by. Trulina Pucci and

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I, there are content warnings. You know,

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the thing is, is I really feel like

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these books should have content warnings. I don't know why, but the content

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warnings are not what you think they are. The content warnings are literally alcohol

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and sex. And I wish that was it.

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It is. That's it. It's amazing. She's just like.

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If you get triggered by any type of sex acts, just trigger warning.

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Yeah. The themes for the book are four guys, one girl.

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No, male. Male. Praise, degradation and why ch.

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So I would say. Yeah. Just.

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Yeah. If you're squeamish. This book is graphic.

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I don't even know how I honestly, Nicole and I were talking about this.

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I don't even know how we're going to sit across from each other. No.

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While she listens to me describe these things.

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This would be such a good one for video recording because I will be

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beat red and giggling the whole time.

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That's going to make it so hard to edit because the edit the editing material

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picks up your like little giggles. So it'll be mute

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myself when I'm not talking.

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I actually really enjoy the giggles when I'm editing. It brings me joy.

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So even though I love them out. Yeah.

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Sometimes when I'm looking for a clip and I fucking giggle, I'm like, God damn

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it. And you can't hear what you're saying because I'm fucking giggling.

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Oh my God. It's worth it. So worth it.

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All right, well, I'm Amanda. I'm Nicole and we are bookslets.

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Let us help you decide if you should keep this book on your

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tbr. We are not going to tell you that you

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should or should not read this book. We are going to tell you about the

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book and you can decide if this is one

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that's going to make your list. I will say up front, I am

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very glad that I read it. It was a good time. So.

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Yeah. Yeah. These are books that I would read with a

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very specific ending in mind. Yeah. I'm not reading

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these while I'm sitting across from my mother in law. No, this is not.

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These are not acotar, neon gods.

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Nothing even in that realm. Yeah. What I do think is cute that

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she did and she says that she did this specifically is

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the main character Samantha. There's no description.

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Yeah, she did say that. I did make a note about that.

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You can picture yourself easier. I do have some notes about

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that, but yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

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Well, we open with Samantha, Sammy,

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Sam, whatever you want to call her. I for the purposes of my notes.

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I made it Sam because it is the easiest to write. And I

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get hand cramps writing all of these notes.

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So Sam is an interior designer who has

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a very wealthy client who has brought her

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up to a cabin home to decorate for

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a party that he is hosting. And her sister calls

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her and we learn that there is a winter storm picking up

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rapidly and turning into a blizzard. And she asks her

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sister to book her hotel and hangs up when our

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first main male character enters the cabin.

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And then slowly, the remaining three men make their way into

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the scene. And again, this is like a study book. So she

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really just like, she describes each of them individually. We're not wasting

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any time getting to know any of these men. No, she goes into

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descriptions for each of them. And like Nicole

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said, she does not have a description as the author designed

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it. However, I hate when they describe

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their clothing as a way to describe a personality.

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Sure. In this particular gal

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is wearing skinny jeans and a cream off the

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shoulder sweater, which you may not be giving me a physical description.

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I know exactly what this person looks like. She's an interior designer who drives a

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Porsche, who asked her sister to book her hotel with

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room service. And she's wearing a cream sweater with.

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With dark skinny jeans. I know what this bitch looks like. I can picture

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you wearing that. What? Making an off

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the shoulder sweater. But I can picture you in. I mean, I guess

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just dark leggings and a cream colored sweater.

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Oversized sweater, maybe. Not cream. When have you

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ever seen me wear. Find a gray one. Literally wore the gray one

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yesterday. Oh my God. The only color I own is

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gray or green or black. So I

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just. I look great in cream. So you look good? Probably,

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yeah, in light colors. But I don't

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know, I just. She's not describing her, but she is kind of describing her.

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And I would have liked it if she would have just like left a little

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bit of that out. There's another scene here where it's very.

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Obvious the size that she is 100%.

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It's like again, like,

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describe her without describing her. Basically, it's fine.

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I love the sentiment. And at the end of the day, I always

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imagine them looking however I want them to anyways, because I don't

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have any internal visualizing. So how

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do you want to approach this? Do you just want to go. I could just.

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Yeah, I can list them and do the descriptions. So the first one

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we saw was Alec. And he is.

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He's six foot, broad shoulders,

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gorgeous blue eyes, salt and pepper hair, chiseled jaw.

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He's 40. He is 40. He's there.

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I only made a note about the youngest one. Okay. But the others are over

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40. Okay. He's the one who originally

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hired Sam. He's the main client. But they

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all live together. Yeah. And he's. I would describe him,

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for the purposes of what we're kind of going into as sort of

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like the dad of the bunch. Yeah. The daddy

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I was literally just going to. Not the daddy. Not the daddy.

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He doesn't give daddy as much as one of the other guys does.

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Yeah. But he is kind of like

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he's the one that sort of wrangles all of this testosterone

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and kind of keeps them all in check and in line,

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but, like, not in a dominant way, in, like a loving,

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nurturing. Yeah. So then we have

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Reid. He is blonde, golden skin model,

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looks green eyes. Again, charming.

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Mm. She describes him as

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blonde, but I quote, like, the only

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blonde guy you'd actually fuck. I do love

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that because I see that so often. This guy that I

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saw on TikTok was doing a video of all the attributes that he's

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put together after reading these books, and one of

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the description was black hair and blue eyes that

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never. A blonde. And this guy's a blonde. We've also talked about this in the

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past. I don't do blue eyes either. I know you don't. They freak me out.

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I don't know what it is. Put your eyeballs back in your head. I don't

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know why people with blue eyes. Their eyes are. They always look like

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they're, like, gonna. Always. I don't look like my eyes are gonna pop out.

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I know, but your eyes. Your. And your eyes are very blue, but they're a

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little bit more gray. And I. I think

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that that's where that helps. I could literally list.

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I won't. But I could literally list at least three people that we know and

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all have who. Every single one of them looks like their eyes

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are literally going to jump out of their skulls. And I just.

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It freaks me out. I also don't like blue eyes and men.

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I prefer brown eyes and brown hair. Yes, same. I want

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them to be dark, dark, dark. Yeah, actually,

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that's probably men and women, really.

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So one note that I made here was that

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they. So Sam and Reid have already previously had

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kind of a sexy encounter because she. These are her

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clients, so she has been in doing interior design for them for

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a while, and she went over to their

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home one day to do his room, and he was not supposed

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to be there. He was supposed to have gone to work already, but he was

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still there sleeping in the nude. And she walked

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into his room, and he basically

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just got up out of bed, full morning wood,

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grabbed his dick, and then just kind of sauntered into the bathroom

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and said, like, good morning, Sammy. This guy is so

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cocky. I mean. Yeah. No better way to describe him.

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He is cheeky and cocky,

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and neither of our favorite. He is neither of

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our favorite. I. He has green eyes, though,

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which I think I'm starting to

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develop a taste for in some of these books,

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because Blackwell also had green eyes. And she describes, like,

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the piercing green eyes looking at him, and I'm like, oh, my God, maybe I

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like green eyes. I do like green eyes, too. They're not as harsh as blue

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eyes. Yeah, absolutely. And then we have Cole

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brown eyes, big, severe, and serious.

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That's all I have for him. Okay. He is the type

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A personality. He's the controlling of the group.

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And I really love this writer. She's gonna get

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some really serious props for me because she's describing how

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meticulously he reviews all of her work and her reports. And she does,

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like, a little hat tip to the oxford comma, where she's like,

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oh. And then he sends it back to me because it's missing a comma before

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the. And so you use an oxford comma always. Yeah,

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absolutely. Interesting. I have started because I did see that you're supposed to, but I

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never have before. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I feel like when reading, it is

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the clearest way to describe groups of things versus I.

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I will agree with that. Yeah. I think that's why people are telling you

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to use it now. Yeah. I appreciate her

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for that. And then we have Jace. So Jace

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is the youngest. He's under 40. She describes him as the golden retriever.

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He has tattoos, wavy black hair, hazel eyes, and pierced

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nipples. And she says that Jace feels like a hug.

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One you want to squeeze you tight so you can hump his leg.

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Just the whole book. This whole book is.

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You guys. It's fucking wild. This whole book is wild. It's absolutely

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chaos from beginning to end. It was really hard to write the. The sex

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pages. Yeah. Because the whole book is basically foreplay.

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Yeah. Yes.

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It's funny, too. Just to kind of give you an idea of the way that

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this author writes. This author does not take herself seriously.

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No. At all. And she has so many,

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like, funny little quips that she makes. And one of the

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things that she talks about in this early scene is one

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of Sam's previous clients, so she's

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kind of comparing, like, these are the best clients I've ever had. The most normal

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I've ever had. And she's reminiscing on this older

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woman that she helped who had two poodles that she let put their tongues

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in her mouth. And she. And she's thinking

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about it, and she's like. She's like.

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Like, really? They were in there, like, digging around with their tongue.

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So gross. But it's so funny. I just.

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I enjoyed it. But just go into it knowing that this is not a literary

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masterpiece. No, it is just pure good

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entertainment. It turns out that due to the snow,

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the men have canceled their party. And they

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sort of jump into action, helping Sam get everything

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cleaned up. Because she's like, shoot, I have to get out of here. I have

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to get home. It's almost Christmas. And she describes the

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scene. These, like, big, lumbering men,

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like, bouncing around, cleaning up her stuff and doing all the heavy lifting.

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She describes it as something that's going into the bean bank.

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Yes. Which I. I call it a rub reel.

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I've never heard anybody call it a bean bank before. I haven't heard

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either of those things. I don't know where I heard rub real. I feel like

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there's no way I could have made that up on my own. No,

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I mean, bean bank also makes sense.

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It does, but it's great. Gross. There are a few

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things in this book where I cringed.

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Really? Just a couple things. I was like, oh,

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no, not for me. And it's not,

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like a trigger thing. It's just. Can't do that. Can't do the

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ick. Yes. Yeah. I'll tell you when I. When we get there.

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Okay. So there's snowed in, and now

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they've realized that Sam can't leave. So they're all stuck in there together,

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and Sam decides that she's going to make them dinner because

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I don't. Apparently, they, like, can't cook. It was kind of annoying.

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And I get it because they're all these wealthy men. Sure. But they were

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just like, yeah, we can't cook. And she's like, oh, I'll cook because I'm the

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woman. Really? You didn't like that? No. Oh,

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my God. I kind of loved it. I think

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about just. We had the Never King with Bash cooking these gourmet meals.

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I know. And now we have the girl who can't cook. But she's going to

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cook because she's the woman and it's expected of her. First of all, she can

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cook. She Says that she can cook. Yeah. But also,

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like, women come in all shapes and sizes. We have

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all different types of talents. It's not realistic that

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every single one. Everything else about this is not realistic.

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Let us buy one thing. Let's get a little bit of realism in

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here. All right? I, I, again, it is

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realistic. That is what would happen. I just, I think it was just. Like the

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novelty for me. Again, I just think it's nice when there is something a

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little bit different, because in every single one of these books, they're. The women

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get cooked. Yeah. The women do not cook. They don't anything. The men

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do everything. And they have, like, servants that do everything the men can't

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do. So. So Sam makes them dinner,

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and they're kind of hanging out after dinner, drinking, because there's nothing

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else to do. They're stuck in the house and they kind of start to learn

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a little bit about one another. And more time

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was spent here than there needed to be. I agree. We don't need to

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say how they know each other. Yeah, it really never comes up again.

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There's really no relevance to it. There were more than a couple of scenes where

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I was like, she just really had to find something to throw in here so

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that we could have a break. Yeah, literally.

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They offer Sam a third glass of wine,

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and Sam decides that she needs to stop herself and go to

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bed. I love that she intentionally brings

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up Twilight here. Yeah, of course you do.

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I can't help but wonder if she's a ratty. She describes

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being like Bella and exposing her throat to

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Jace. Oh, my God. Also,

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P.S. i don't know if this is intentional or not either, but my

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all time favorite series is a series by Cassandra Clare. It's the

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Shadowhunter series that she does. And the main character in the very

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first set of books that she came out with, his name is Jace. So,

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sure. I don't know if any of that was intentional, but there are a lot

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of pop culture references in this book that I can't help

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but feel like maybe it was a little nod, which again, just, like, makes me

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like her a little bit more. So I need to ask if you're snowed in

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Snowden with four men and you're attracted to all of them,

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are you going to bed after three fucking glasses of wine? Absolutely fucking lutely

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not. No, not be. No, I. Which one?

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Whoever walks me to my bedroom, I guess. Yeah, but I'm not going to

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bed after three glasses. Well, babe, this is how threesomes start.

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You don't go to bed after three glasses, you get everybody else drunk, and then

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you start making out with everybody and see how many people you can compile.

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That is what I would have done in this situation. Well,

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and she is, I would say, maybe a

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little neurotic. She absolutely overthinks everything. Yes. She is

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super awkward. There's, like, a couple of times where she,

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like, does finger guns at them, where she's like, all right. And, like, does,

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like, finger guns. And then, like, is, like, in her mind, is kicking herself for

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doing it. She's just. She's a mess.

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And I don't know. I thought it was funny.

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Yeah. I enjoyed it. I thought it was entertaining. All of the decisions she made,

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I would not have made. Right. Well. And I think the author was

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trying to. She's like, well, she works for these men.

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Like, these aren't her clients. There's a professional line

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she can't cross. After two glasses of wine. I don't care.

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After one glass of wine. Yeah. You don't even need to get me drunk.

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No. I'm snowed in. It all rules around.

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Absolutely. She doesn't have any clothes. She walks around this whole weekend

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wearing their T shirts with nothing underneath it. So, yeah.

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Alex shows her to her room, which is actually his room. He's going

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to bunk with somebody else, and he shows her how to

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use the fancy shower, to which she does not pay any attention.

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This is a smutty book, and there is no question that this book

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was written to be smutty. So everything that they are saying to

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each other all night long is hypersexualized.

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All sexual innuendos. Everything is sexual

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undertones. They're all thinking about sex

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at all times, which I can relate to that. Yes. But.

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But she thinks it's in her head. Yeah. So she's like,

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there's no way that these four beautiful, sexy men,

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all four of them, would be flirting with me. And I

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feel like I would have been like, yeah, they're all

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three. Oh, same, same. I would have been. She's like,

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calling her sister and texting her sister. I would have been calling and texting Nicole

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and been like, they're in love with me and I don't know what to do.

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Yeah. And I would have just egged you on. I'm the

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hype friend. You call me when you need to be talked into doing something.

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Absolutely. Nicole would absolutely talk me into a bad decision.

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Yes. This whole book really reads kind of like an 80s porn.

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Yeah. It really is that corny.

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Yeah. Like, oh, did somebody deliver? Did somebody order

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a pizza? I have a package here. Like, literally that kind of

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language. So the reason she doesn't know

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how to work the shower is because she's spiraling about

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how she can get out of this cabin in this blizzard with her virtue and

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professionalism intact. So he leaves and

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she gets into the shower and immediately starts fantasizing

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about the men. Yep. She starts by imagining Jace

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in all his tattooed glory, naked,

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telling her to get on her knees so he can feed her his

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cockpit. And she realizes that she's going to need a release, so she

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decides that she's going to use the shower head, but presses all

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of the wrong buttons and starts panicking, like, really loudly when

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she starts playing Christmas music and only cold water is coming out

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of the tap head. And Cole comes

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in to check on her and he helps

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her with the shower and then he leaves her to it. And she

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promptly puts the shower head between her legs and returns to her fantasy where

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Alec is going down on her, Jace is degrading

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her while she sucks his cock. And Reid joins them,

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having her take turns using her mouth. And she's

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like, panting and begging when

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in her fantasy, Cole walks in and she says,

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tell me I'm a good girl, Cole. And picturing

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him saying it makes her come. She says, tell me I'm a

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good girl out loud and says his name. Yeah, I really like the

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way that the scene is written because it's not cute.

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No, she is, like really

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going in for the orgasm and she's like clawing

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at the. She's like. She's like. She's like

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maneuvering her body to, like, get the best angle and like,

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clawing at the shower. And it just is a

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sloppy. As you can possibly imagine when you're masturbating

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with nothing but the images in your mind to make it happen.

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And it just is so fucking great. And anyway,

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so she leaves the bathroom after her shower. She thanks the shower

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head. Yeah. That the shower head is the real mvp.

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And she leaves the shower and they're sitting on the bed is none other

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than Cole. And he tells her,

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basically, like, you didn't say the magic word, which is please.

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And she's in her med. She's like, oh, I hope you didn't hear me.

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And he's like, oh, I fucking heard you. And next time

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say please. They share some banter where she mumbles,

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you're a client. Like, you know, we shouldn't do this.

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And he fires her and then aggressively starts making out with her.

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And after the kiss. He tells her he knew the day that they met

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that she'd be a good fucking girl.

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All of that is punctuated. So period fucking,

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period girl. And then leaves her there,

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like, hot and bothered. And Cole is your favorite

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because of this? Yes. Yep. My favorite.

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I figured. I just. He didn't ask to

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kiss her. He just, like, aggressively went for it. I don't every

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single time want somebody to ask me. I just. I think sometimes

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in certain. Like, for example, in real life, on a

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first date, when I've never met you before and there isn't this, like, very clear

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sexual energy. Yes. I would like you to make sure that I'm on the

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same page as you. I literally just masturbated to

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you and all of your friends fucking every single orifice on my

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body and then said your name out loud when I.

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When I orgasmed. Yes. You can kiss me. Please do

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kiss me, sir. Yeah. That's an invitation for sure.

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Cole exits, and he and the other men discuss their game plan.

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Because apparently this is not a new activity

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for them. And there are rules and a process for

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finding the right woman and about the process for

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what that looks like with that woman. So it's. They never do more than one

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night. They're kind of breaking the rules because they're going to be snowed in until

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Monday. And they just all want to make sure that they're on the same page.

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And the men agree that they are going to pursue her the next

458
00:27:51,910 --> 00:27:55,662
day. They're pissed at first at Cole, because they don't pursue a

459
00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:59,214
woman before they know if she's on board with all of them. Because it

460
00:27:59,222 --> 00:28:02,526
sounds like they really only have sex altogether. I got the vibe

461
00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:06,046
that they do not go on their own.

462
00:28:06,198 --> 00:28:09,502
Oh, yeah. Like, this is their king. And they. Yeah,

463
00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:13,150
yeah. Yep. We have to talk here, just briefly,

464
00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:17,246
about the text messages between Sam and her sister,

465
00:28:17,358 --> 00:28:21,002
because one of the text messages that she sends her sister says

466
00:28:21,026 --> 00:28:24,954
that she got a little drunky drunk. Which is.

467
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:28,858
I say that. Yeah. I say little nappy nap, little snacky

468
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,470
snack, little breaky break.

469
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,750
This bitch took my words right out of my mouth.

470
00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:38,218
Her, since we're on her and her sister.

471
00:28:38,394 --> 00:28:42,106
Yeah. They are

472
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:46,576
very close. Like, she tells her sister specific

473
00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:50,768
details about who put what where,

474
00:28:50,904 --> 00:28:54,528
and I would not do that. I really,

475
00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:58,320
genuinely forgot multiple times that they were sisters. Yes. These are things

476
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,912
I would text you. I would text you, like, this guy just spit in my

477
00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:04,416
ass. I am not texting my sisters that.

478
00:29:04,488 --> 00:29:07,904
Absolutely. Yep. I agree. I was. I was curious

479
00:29:08,032 --> 00:29:11,184
how you felt about their relationship? No, it would have been better if

480
00:29:11,192 --> 00:29:14,608
they weren't sisters. My sister listens to this podcast, so I'm

481
00:29:14,624 --> 00:29:17,804
the one narrating it, and I'm already like, like, borderline wondering if I

482
00:29:17,812 --> 00:29:21,756
should text her to tell her not. To listen to this one. So it's

483
00:29:21,788 --> 00:29:25,164
just gonna be a nice surprise for my sister. I don't have any stories

484
00:29:25,212 --> 00:29:28,840
with this one. Oh, no. Yeah. I haven't done any of these things.

485
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:33,484
Sure. Yeah. The next morning, Sam heads downstairs,

486
00:29:33,612 --> 00:29:36,892
hoping to avoid the men. So it's very, very early in the

487
00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:40,076
morning, and she runs

488
00:29:40,108 --> 00:29:43,744
into Reed in the kitchen. And Sam's

489
00:29:43,872 --> 00:29:47,264
really doing her best here, but she's having a hard time.

490
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:50,480
She's so awkward. She, like, painfully awkward.

491
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,272
Reid accuses her of teasing him wearing nothing but a T

492
00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:58,144
shirt. And then he starts to degrade her

493
00:29:58,312 --> 00:30:02,780
and tells her that he can make it hurt so good.

494
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,416
He positions himself so that his leg

495
00:30:06,488 --> 00:30:10,258
is between her thighs and starts to tease her by

496
00:30:10,314 --> 00:30:13,378
rhythmically running his hands up her thigh

497
00:30:13,474 --> 00:30:16,898
while he continues the gentle teasing, slash, degradation,

498
00:30:16,994 --> 00:30:20,386
and then starts kissing her. He hooks her leg

499
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:24,114
around his waist and uses her hair as leverage to pull

500
00:30:24,162 --> 00:30:27,762
her head back while he kisses her throat. He leans her

501
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:31,202
back on the counter and puts his fingers inside her and

502
00:30:31,226 --> 00:30:34,930
then takes them out and licks them clean while he

503
00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:38,458
dry fucks her to orgasm. At which

504
00:30:38,514 --> 00:30:41,402
point Jace stumbles into the kitchen,

505
00:30:41,546 --> 00:30:45,590
doesn't understand. Like, hasn't caught on to what's happening yet.

506
00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:49,338
And then he sort of realizes what's going on and sort

507
00:30:49,354 --> 00:30:52,458
of teases them a little bit. And then she forces

508
00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:56,010
Reed out of the kitchen to the hallway, where he breaks it down

509
00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:59,834
for her and explains that they want to share

510
00:30:59,922 --> 00:31:03,162
her. He tells her if she agrees to

511
00:31:03,186 --> 00:31:06,922
meet him under the mistletoe and Alex T shirt for a

512
00:31:06,946 --> 00:31:10,666
kiss. I read that those notes

513
00:31:10,698 --> 00:31:14,746
verbatim off of my page and, like, looked over at Nicole

514
00:31:14,778 --> 00:31:18,538
briefly, and. It'S so

515
00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:21,946
graphic. Like, a lot of times it'll just say,

516
00:31:22,018 --> 00:31:25,562
like, you know, put his fingers inside, he thrust his

517
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:29,692
fingers in, or whatever. This is just like, step by

518
00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:33,676
step. And the whole book is like this.

519
00:31:33,748 --> 00:31:37,320
If I hadn't made the descriptions, I wouldn't have had anything to write about.

520
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:40,540
Very true. So I had to write the description. And that's what this book is

521
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:44,492
like. Yeah. We have a duty to

522
00:31:44,516 --> 00:31:48,092
describe these books. Yeah. We owe it to our

523
00:31:48,196 --> 00:31:51,132
loyal listeners, all 68 of them.

524
00:31:51,316 --> 00:31:54,732
So he and

525
00:31:54,756 --> 00:31:57,644
Cole overhear Sam call her sister,

526
00:31:57,772 --> 00:32:01,122
and her sister is like, you're overthinking. You're going to ruin it.

527
00:32:01,226 --> 00:32:04,338
And she's like, I am overthinking, but I have a million

528
00:32:04,394 --> 00:32:07,714
questions, and I'm not going to do this without getting my questions answered. And so

529
00:32:07,722 --> 00:32:11,138
after their conversation, she realizes that with all of these questions,

530
00:32:11,154 --> 00:32:14,722
she's not going to be able to stay focused wearing nothing but Alex T shirt.

531
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:18,642
So she decides to pull a Joey Tribbiani and

532
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:21,938
puts on every piece of clothing in Alex closet before

533
00:32:21,994 --> 00:32:25,550
she confronts the men. I didn't love this.

534
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:31,374
I. She has two questions. Yeah,

535
00:32:31,502 --> 00:32:34,050
she gets to two questions.

536
00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:38,062
Those were the only questions pertinent to

537
00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:41,502
the situation. Throw on some sweats if you're so

538
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:45,086
worried. It didn't make sense. What are you worried about? You are

539
00:32:45,158 --> 00:32:46,050
so boring.

540
00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:55,060
She's already decided she's gonna go have sex with these men. Going out there

541
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,112
wearing all of these things. Is it for her benefit? Is it

542
00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:02,776
for their benefit? Yeah, I think she's

543
00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:06,600
worried about herself more than anything. Do more clothes make

544
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,152
you think more clearly? Well,

545
00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:14,008
I can see how wearing nothing but a thin T shirt with

546
00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:17,432
no bra and no underwear would derail any line

547
00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:21,066
of questioning that I would have. But could you put on some sweatpants And Ben,

548
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:24,662
good. Did you need to pick out everything? I know, but that's what

549
00:33:24,686 --> 00:33:28,262
makes us fun. Of course it does. I love the chaos of

550
00:33:28,286 --> 00:33:31,570
it. It really does me, Joy. Of course you do.

551
00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:37,062
It's okay to be a weirdo. I really love this

552
00:33:37,086 --> 00:33:39,130
whole scene. Noted.

553
00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:44,550
I wrote it down. She's, like, fumbling around,

554
00:33:44,670 --> 00:33:47,750
trying not to flirt with them. And she is, like,

555
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:50,778
awkwardly pulling her phone out, and she's like, oh, sorry, I put my.

556
00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:53,230
I put all my notes on my notes app.

557
00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:59,470
It's a funny scene that I. I will give you that one.

558
00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:03,282
Anyways, so they're all just kind of hanging

559
00:34:03,426 --> 00:34:07,170
on the edge of their seat for her questions, and she just asks the very

560
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:11,362
first question on her list, which is, how am I not getting pregnant

561
00:34:11,506 --> 00:34:13,922
or getting, like, dot, dot, dot,

562
00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:18,148
herpes? And that's the end of that chapter. Yeah, and those are very,

563
00:34:18,204 --> 00:34:21,620
very valid questions. Okay, well, she's on an iud,

564
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,948
so the pregnancy one was kind of a dumb question. Yeah,

565
00:34:25,044 --> 00:34:28,676
but the not getting STDs is a very, very valid question. Are we wearing

566
00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:32,052
condoms? Valid questions. Yeah, I could have done it in a T

567
00:34:32,076 --> 00:34:34,000
shirt. Sure, sure, sure.

568
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:41,220
Well, then there's the next part. Just adds to the chaos because she

569
00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:44,630
drops the bomb that she is a virgin.

570
00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:49,410
Shoot. Shoot. Darn it. Just kidding. She does

571
00:34:49,450 --> 00:34:53,202
say that, but she's just with them, which is, you Would do

572
00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:55,870
this. You would do this.

573
00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:02,674
I really, really, genuinely enjoyed this whole scene.

574
00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:06,002
Yeah. This is probably my favorite scene in the book.

575
00:35:06,026 --> 00:35:09,362
It wasn't even a sex scene. Sure. I just, like, love the

576
00:35:09,386 --> 00:35:12,706
chaos of it. So great. I was really trying to figure out what my favorite

577
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:16,560
scene would be. Mm. They're so intense.

578
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:20,204
Outside of that first one where he just, like, gives her an orgasm on a

579
00:35:20,212 --> 00:35:23,612
counter, the other ones were too much for me.

580
00:35:23,716 --> 00:35:26,636
Oh, shoot. So is that one on the counter gonna be your favorite scene,

581
00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:29,804
do you think? Probably. Honestly, I have to relive

582
00:35:29,852 --> 00:35:33,196
them and. Then I do, like, the whole, can't. He can't

583
00:35:33,228 --> 00:35:36,188
control himself. He has to give me an orgasm right now on the counter.

584
00:35:36,284 --> 00:35:40,060
Yeah. The other ones were so choreographed and detailed

585
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,630
and so many holes.

586
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:46,882
I definitely do not like this dynamic.

587
00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:50,914
As much as I like when there is male.

588
00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:54,258
Male action, I prefer it when,

589
00:35:54,314 --> 00:35:58,178
like, they are also interested in one another and

590
00:35:58,234 --> 00:36:01,666
not solely me. But I think that goes

591
00:36:01,698 --> 00:36:05,298
back to, like, I like to have

592
00:36:05,354 --> 00:36:08,914
sex adjacent. So it's like, I like the idea that, like, I'm having sex and

593
00:36:08,922 --> 00:36:12,262
there are other people having sex and we're all just getting fucking wild. Yeah.

594
00:36:12,326 --> 00:36:15,782
You're not just getting. You're not having sex with three men and then one other

595
00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:19,190
guy is just, like, rubbing your boob, Right? Yeah, exactly.

596
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:23,330
So she drops the joke that she's a virgin, and then

597
00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:27,350
she basically starts to overheat because she's wearing 76

598
00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:31,490
layers of clothing and she kind of starts to, like, pass out,

599
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,934
and they all are kind of

600
00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:38,692
hovering over her and, like. Like taking off some

601
00:36:38,716 --> 00:36:41,720
of the layers. And then she says yes.

602
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:46,340
And the men run her a bath. Jace undresses her and

603
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:50,020
takes her into the tub where he allows her to ask

604
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,044
more questions. But she really doesn't have any more questions.

605
00:36:53,092 --> 00:36:56,548
No. Yeah. Nicole is mad. Nicole's literal face is mad

606
00:36:56,564 --> 00:37:00,772
right now. Like, what? I don't even. Yeah, it was. It was plot.

607
00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:04,194
Yeah, it was none sex plot.

608
00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:07,922
Yeah. So I guess. Sure. He asks her to use her words,

609
00:37:07,986 --> 00:37:12,290
and she confesses that she wants him to go down on her while Alec

610
00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:16,210
watches. And he pulls her to

611
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,042
him, like, wraps her legs around his waist,

612
00:37:19,186 --> 00:37:22,626
and they start making out as he's getting them

613
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:26,258
out of the tub. And I have another note here that this is very

614
00:37:26,314 --> 00:37:29,826
dangerous. You should not do this. You should absolutely not do this.

615
00:37:29,898 --> 00:37:33,046
I don't know how. He did not. She says, I didn't. I trusted

616
00:37:33,078 --> 00:37:36,182
him not to slip and fall, Bitch. How. You should have. You should

617
00:37:36,206 --> 00:37:39,814
have because you were so. Worried about getting Herpes. Honest to God

618
00:37:39,942 --> 00:37:43,286
like. But you're not worried that he's going to slip and fall while he's

619
00:37:43,318 --> 00:37:45,910
carrying your weight out of. Anyways, it's fine.

620
00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:49,910
Yeah. Jace lays Sam out on the bed and makes her

621
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:53,158
call Alec in and tell him what she

622
00:37:53,214 --> 00:37:57,694
wants, which is for him to jerk off watching

623
00:37:57,862 --> 00:38:00,850
and then to cover her pussy with his cum.

624
00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:05,406
Yeah. Nicole's face. So Alex sits

625
00:38:05,438 --> 00:38:08,718
in a high back chair facing her and he takes

626
00:38:08,734 --> 00:38:12,030
his cock out and he starts stroking it while Jace eats her

627
00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:15,598
out. And pretty quickly she requests that

628
00:38:15,654 --> 00:38:19,806
Reid join them. It is an interesting choice

629
00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:23,070
hierarchy here. Yeah. That she first

630
00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:26,380
wanted Jace, then Alec, then Reed.

631
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:29,452
Yeah. Then Cole. I know.

632
00:38:29,556 --> 00:38:33,468
I honestly really could have done without Reed or

633
00:38:33,524 --> 00:38:36,972
Alec. I really just needed Jason. Cole.

634
00:38:37,036 --> 00:38:40,412
Yeah. The tattoos and that would have been fine for

635
00:38:40,436 --> 00:38:43,644
me. Yeah. The nipple piercings. Are you kidding me?

636
00:38:43,732 --> 00:38:46,924
Oh my God. He comes in and

637
00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:50,908
they kind of flip her sideways on the bed and Jace gets back to going

638
00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:54,684
down on her while Reid fucks her mouth and degrades her.

639
00:38:54,772 --> 00:38:58,268
And he calls Alec, who's like

640
00:38:58,324 --> 00:39:01,400
still stroking himself to come over and watch.

641
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:05,276
And then Jace starts finger fucking

642
00:39:05,308 --> 00:39:09,372
her while Reid and Alec tease

643
00:39:09,436 --> 00:39:13,084
her. And then just as she's about to come, she feels

644
00:39:13,132 --> 00:39:16,956
a slap on her pussy and she opens her eyes and Cole

645
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,796
is there. She didn't even call for Cole, though. I was a little salty

646
00:39:20,988 --> 00:39:23,868
that she didn't even call for him. He just had to walk in.

647
00:39:23,924 --> 00:39:27,532
I'd. If I were him. Yeah, I'm a little pissed. I have to ask you,

648
00:39:27,556 --> 00:39:31,084
which guy was your favorite? Because he is clearly

649
00:39:31,132 --> 00:39:34,572
the most possessive. It makes sense that he would be your most favorite.

650
00:39:34,636 --> 00:39:38,428
Yeah, he is. He is your favorite. Oh, okay. Yeah. The possessive.

651
00:39:38,524 --> 00:39:42,444
He got me for you at good girl. But he. Throughout the

652
00:39:42,452 --> 00:39:45,704
rest of the book, he's really possessive. And that is for me.

653
00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:49,584
Yeah. And originally I didn't like him because I don't like those type

654
00:39:49,632 --> 00:39:53,872
A personalities. That's kind of why I was like more of a Jace girl initially.

655
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:57,264
And he was my backup for you. And I honestly, I probably

656
00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:00,480
would have been fine with just Jace too. I would have been fine with just

657
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,328
Cole. I don't have a backup. Yeah,

658
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:06,944
well, he directs the other

659
00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:11,008
men to mark her, which they all do.

660
00:40:11,144 --> 00:40:14,706
And then he directs her to tell

661
00:40:14,778 --> 00:40:18,082
Alec what to do and she tells him to come on

662
00:40:18,106 --> 00:40:21,586
her and then uses her hand to make herself come.

663
00:40:21,738 --> 00:40:24,430
Just as Cole whispers, good girl.

664
00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:28,510
Not done yet.

665
00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:33,874
Sam wakes up because it turns out that she passed out after their

666
00:40:33,962 --> 00:40:37,922
first little fun little session. And the Only reason I

667
00:40:37,946 --> 00:40:41,458
included this scene here is because it reminded me of Nicole's previous comments about sleeping

668
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:45,658
with hockey players. I know. Again, this sounds

669
00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:48,826
miserable. Sam is trying. She's got a pee. And she's

670
00:40:48,858 --> 00:40:52,442
trying to maneuver her way out of the bed without waking up Reid or

671
00:40:52,466 --> 00:40:55,498
Cole, who are sleeping on either side of her, and they're,

672
00:40:55,674 --> 00:40:58,682
like, moving around in their sleep and,

673
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,962
like, grabbing her. Yeah. And she's kind of

674
00:41:01,986 --> 00:41:06,378
like, inch worming her way down the bed and

675
00:41:06,434 --> 00:41:09,930
under. She's underneath the covers. And Cole, like, rolls over and

676
00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:13,354
slaps her in the eye with his dick. And the name of this chapter

677
00:41:13,402 --> 00:41:16,406
is Liter. Pretty sure I'll get pink eye from this shit.

678
00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:19,782
So, again, giving you

679
00:41:19,806 --> 00:41:23,334
context for what to expect with this book. Yeah. Sam decides that

680
00:41:23,342 --> 00:41:26,422
she's going to surprise the men to make up for

681
00:41:26,446 --> 00:41:29,654
falling asleep. So she bakes them cookies and coordinates

682
00:41:29,702 --> 00:41:33,206
a festive little setup in the living room where she's wrapped

683
00:41:33,238 --> 00:41:36,790
herself in nothing but ribbon again.

684
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:40,710
You get an idea of her size here. Yes. Wrapping herself in

685
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:44,140
just teeny, tiny little bits of ribbon. Thank you.

686
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,352
Yeah. It opens with Jace

687
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,936
and Reid teasing her, and then they call in

688
00:41:52,008 --> 00:41:55,680
Alec and Cole. And Alec joins first. He says

689
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:59,328
he wants to watch her. Come again? To which she says, no.

690
00:41:59,464 --> 00:42:03,200
And Alec, taking the hint, turns her around and bends her

691
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,560
over, rubbing himself into her ass. So she's saying,

692
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,760
no, I don't want you to watch. I want you to participate. And they call

693
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,712
in Cole, who shows up. He's always kind of like

694
00:42:13,736 --> 00:42:17,152
the final say in all of these scenes. He's the

695
00:42:17,176 --> 00:42:20,624
boss of everybody. He's directing everybody. It's giving Caleb.

696
00:42:20,752 --> 00:42:24,460
Yeah. Which you didn't even like Caleb. I know, I know.

697
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,080
He has Sam get on her knees where

698
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,664
he, like, pours champagne directly from the bottle

699
00:42:35,712 --> 00:42:39,524
into her mouth. And then they unwrap their

700
00:42:39,612 --> 00:42:42,480
gift again. I hate that.

701
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:47,204
That sounds sexy, but I'm

702
00:42:47,252 --> 00:42:51,156
gonna choke. It's gonna get in my nose. I'm going to be sticky.

703
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:54,420
You don't like blood or rain, but you're fine with

704
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:57,120
champagne all over yourself. I.

705
00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:00,400
Sticky? I mean,

706
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:04,160
that's not just going in your mouth. I don't. I think, like,

707
00:43:04,550 --> 00:43:07,774
it's. Yeah, I guess it's not just going in my mouth,

708
00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:11,630
but it's not like a deluge of rain

709
00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:14,814
while I'm having sex. It's not like it's raining

710
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:18,334
champagne. I hate being sticky.

711
00:43:18,382 --> 00:43:20,170
It has a start and an end.

712
00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:24,638
Of the time. Do you know what it is, Nicole? I'm gonna tell you exactly

713
00:43:24,654 --> 00:43:27,566
what the it is. Yeah. It's a sensory thing.

714
00:43:27,718 --> 00:43:31,550
I'm already over stimulated

715
00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:35,738
by everything that's happening. And then it's also raining on me.

716
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:39,258
And then your hair is stuck on your neck because there's champagne on your neck.

717
00:43:39,354 --> 00:43:43,306
Oh, my God. Well, her hair isn't stuck on her neck because they manhandle

718
00:43:43,338 --> 00:43:46,730
her by her hair. So that part is taken care of

719
00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:50,138
for her. I'm just. I couldn't get past the sticky.

720
00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:52,810
Sure. They also call her sweets.

721
00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:56,122
Sure. My grandpa calls me sweet. Oh. Ish. That's gross.

722
00:43:56,186 --> 00:43:59,594
So pretty. Immediately, yeah. I was like,

723
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:00,510
oh.

724
00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:06,186
Nicole's finger just went from hard to soft. Yeah,

725
00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:10,474
I am. And I think that is why that first kitchen

726
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,930
scene is probably my favorite. Just because the rest of it, there is something that

727
00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:17,690
reminds me of someone and it gives me the ick.

728
00:44:17,770 --> 00:44:20,906
Sure. I don't like how Jace

729
00:44:20,938 --> 00:44:24,260
calls her cutie. Yeah. And I don't like that

730
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:27,300
Reid is always tickling her. Oh, my God,

731
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:30,644
Reid. If Reid had been dark hair

732
00:44:30,692 --> 00:44:34,100
and had not been tickling, Reid would have been my favorite. Yeah.

733
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:37,748
The fact that he's a blonde. A tickler. Absolutely fucking

734
00:44:37,764 --> 00:44:41,796
lutely not. He was kind of annoying, too. Sir, Go the fuck

735
00:44:41,828 --> 00:44:45,188
away. So they finish unwrapping her,

736
00:44:45,324 --> 00:44:49,502
and Alec starts on her nipple while Jace

737
00:44:49,566 --> 00:44:53,182
works on her neck from the front. So they're like, kissing and

738
00:44:53,206 --> 00:44:56,670
sucking. And then Reid kisses her

739
00:44:56,710 --> 00:45:00,302
neck from behind. And then they all stop in unison when

740
00:45:00,326 --> 00:45:03,886
Cole joins her, coming face to face. And he uses

741
00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:07,358
a piece of the leftover ribbon to tease her by running

742
00:45:07,374 --> 00:45:11,890
it over her body. While the other men watch and stroke themselves.

743
00:45:12,230 --> 00:45:15,310
Cole starts rubbing his knuckles against her clit while

744
00:45:15,350 --> 00:45:18,984
Reid kisses her neck from behind. Jace holds her throat

745
00:45:19,142 --> 00:45:22,612
and she makes out with Alec. And then she starts making out

746
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,988
with Chase. And he says, who does that mouth belong to?

747
00:45:26,044 --> 00:45:29,348
And she says, him. And somebody else says,

748
00:45:29,484 --> 00:45:32,980
don't choose favorites unless you want to be punished. And she

749
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:36,484
says, I have a favorite, but you're going to have to fuck

750
00:45:36,532 --> 00:45:37,600
it out of me.

751
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:43,700
I didn't realize that we were gonna have so much fun talking about this book.

752
00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:47,344
It's a lot to read. Sick. Because I. I wrote.

753
00:45:47,392 --> 00:45:50,608
I have so many notes because I was like, cole does this,

754
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:54,672
and then Jace grabs her boob. And then Jace moves

755
00:45:54,736 --> 00:45:58,576
to somewhere else. And then Reed grabs.

756
00:45:58,608 --> 00:46:02,176
And it's just. It was hard to.

757
00:46:02,248 --> 00:46:05,584
Because I am very visual. I can picture. So people. It's like images

758
00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:08,432
popping in my head. Sure. So it was kind of like, okay, this guy's here.

759
00:46:08,456 --> 00:46:12,036
And then. Oh, nope. Like, he disappears. And this One's here. It.

760
00:46:12,188 --> 00:46:16,532
I actually have never been so grateful for not having any mental imagery,

761
00:46:16,596 --> 00:46:20,004
because when I'm reading it, I'm just experiencing

762
00:46:20,132 --> 00:46:23,828
what they are describing. So she's saying,

763
00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:27,860
like, oh, his hand was on her breast. And it's like, I just can

764
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:31,492
feel it on my breast. I'm trying to picture how it all

765
00:46:31,516 --> 00:46:34,884
played out. Yeah, that makes sense. And it was a lot.

766
00:46:35,052 --> 00:46:38,298
Yeah, it is quite choreographed. Very.

767
00:46:38,484 --> 00:46:42,210
Four was too many. Sure. She has three holes.

768
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:47,022
Three would have been fine. We could have gotten rid of Reed and

769
00:46:47,046 --> 00:46:50,222
just had three. And I think it would have been

770
00:46:50,246 --> 00:46:53,310
easier for me, the fact that just one is always

771
00:46:53,350 --> 00:46:56,670
touching or watching while the other three are her.

772
00:46:56,790 --> 00:47:00,238
Yeah, three would have been fine. Yeah.

773
00:47:00,414 --> 00:47:03,908
I really, really like the idea, though. So I have a mouth,

774
00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:07,384
I have an ass, and I have a vagina. Three,

775
00:47:07,552 --> 00:47:10,260
and then I have somebody to watch.

776
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,100
All right, well, four is the perfect number for you.

777
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,120
One is the perfect number for me. I think this is. I agree

778
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,220
with you. This is too much. Yeah.

779
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,234
Read like, hooks Sam's

780
00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:35,298
leg over. He, like, squats his shoulders.

781
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,978
Yeah. So he squats down and, like, hooks her legs over

782
00:47:39,034 --> 00:47:43,010
his shoulders. And then he starts eating her out while lifting her off

783
00:47:43,050 --> 00:47:46,338
of the ground. So he's basically giving her

784
00:47:46,394 --> 00:47:49,950
a piggyback on his face. Which again,

785
00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:52,750
describe her without describing her.

786
00:47:53,050 --> 00:47:56,082
Yeah. She says specifically that these men are

787
00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:59,334
six feet tall. There is no six foot man

788
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:02,262
that could haul me up on his shoulders.

789
00:48:02,326 --> 00:48:05,718
Frontward facing. There. It's. There is.

790
00:48:05,854 --> 00:48:09,142
You would have to be an eight foot beast of

791
00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:12,886
a man to be able to manhandle me like that. The mountain

792
00:48:12,918 --> 00:48:16,278
from Game of Thrones. God. At minimum.

793
00:48:16,454 --> 00:48:20,646
I. She puts so much trust in these guys, too, to not kill her.

794
00:48:20,798 --> 00:48:24,038
True. She is in some deadly situations.

795
00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:27,232
Oh, my God. You could have slipped in the bathtub. Wow.

796
00:48:27,296 --> 00:48:30,800
And he's not even an I. You're so responsible.

797
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,420
Oh, yeah. These are dangerous.

798
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,420
I.

799
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,420
I think this is my favorite episode that I've ever done with you.

800
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,260
Truly. Oh, my God. I was not expecting that.

801
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,912
So great. He transports her to the

802
00:48:52,936 --> 00:48:56,712
couch. So to Nicole's point, there's so many things that he could

803
00:48:56,736 --> 00:49:00,280
stub his toe on. He's completely blind because his face is

804
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,740
buried in her pussy.

805
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,824
I'm stressed out. He somehow

806
00:49:06,872 --> 00:49:11,256
manages to get her over to the couch, where he puts

807
00:49:11,288 --> 00:49:16,456
her down on the couch, and then she

808
00:49:16,528 --> 00:49:20,264
starts, like, rubbing herself. So she's kind of like putting on a show for them.

809
00:49:20,352 --> 00:49:23,880
Yeah. And Cole commands her

810
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:27,596
that all of the other pieces and parts belong to everyone else.

811
00:49:27,628 --> 00:49:30,748
But her pussy belongs to him. She's not allowed to come until

812
00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:35,040
he comes. So says Cole. I do like the possessive

813
00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:38,924
of Cole. He's really hot in my mind,

814
00:49:39,012 --> 00:49:42,236
honest to God. All she had to do was describe him as a peaky blinder.

815
00:49:42,268 --> 00:49:45,148
And I was like, that's Cole. It's gonna be Cole for me,

816
00:49:45,204 --> 00:49:48,422
100%. He sits on the couch

817
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:51,990
and Reid sets her on his lap,

818
00:49:52,070 --> 00:49:55,622
straddling him. And then while Cole plays with

819
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:59,558
her nipples, Reid like bends her backwards

820
00:49:59,654 --> 00:50:02,982
so she's not. Cole is not inside of her at this point.

821
00:50:03,086 --> 00:50:06,342
She is still has the capacity to be bent

822
00:50:06,406 --> 00:50:10,294
backwards, basically. And then while her head is back, he puts

823
00:50:10,342 --> 00:50:13,792
his dick in her mouth while Cole fingers her from the

824
00:50:13,816 --> 00:50:16,320
front. And while reads in her mouth,

825
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,580
Cole pulls his fingers out and

826
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,120
rubs her wetness on her nipples and

827
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,340
then directs Alex to suck them clean.

828
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,288
And. Did you just make a noise?

829
00:50:30,464 --> 00:50:33,856
No, I made a face. Yeah,

830
00:50:33,888 --> 00:50:37,440
you did. Jace joins to have

831
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,172
her stroke him while the other men continue

832
00:50:41,276 --> 00:50:44,564
their administrations. And Cole finally allows

833
00:50:44,612 --> 00:50:46,880
her to sit on his.

834
00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:51,080
Alex and Reed take turns

835
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:55,604
her mouth while Jace takes

836
00:50:55,652 --> 00:50:59,332
her ass from behind. I don't hate that. Hey,

837
00:50:59,396 --> 00:51:02,516
thank you. You're so kind. Look at that little scrap

838
00:51:02,548 --> 00:51:05,300
you gave. Me that I don't hate.

839
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:09,970
But again, it's a lot. It's a lot. Yes. I personally

840
00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:14,126
would never be able to sustain something like that. No, I wouldn't have

841
00:51:14,198 --> 00:51:18,250
the fortitude for it. I would be a sloppy mess.

842
00:51:18,630 --> 00:51:22,254
Reid comes first in her mouth and then Jace in her ass.

843
00:51:22,342 --> 00:51:26,010
And then Cole flips her on her back where

844
00:51:26,310 --> 00:51:29,726
he directs Alec to come over. And Alec comes

845
00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:33,744
on her breasts while Cole comes inside her. And then she

846
00:51:33,832 --> 00:51:36,976
runs her hands over her body and licks

847
00:51:37,008 --> 00:51:41,040
Alex come off of her fingers. And they take her to shower. And then

848
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,224
there is aftercare. No. Nope, not for you.

849
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:47,472
No, I was. I'll swallow,

850
00:51:47,616 --> 00:51:51,540
sure, but I'm not gonna lick it up. I honestly,

851
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:58,096
all I could imagine was like being there with them

852
00:51:58,168 --> 00:52:01,466
and licking it off of her. That was where my mind

853
00:52:01,538 --> 00:52:05,210
went. So I know that makes you uncomfortable, but I

854
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:08,650
just. It's the same as the snowballing, what that

855
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:12,122
did. Yeah. A men's cum does

856
00:52:12,146 --> 00:52:15,658
not taste great. Yeah. So don't lick it up.

857
00:52:15,714 --> 00:52:19,162
It's just I have a weak stomach. Maybe that's. I know,

858
00:52:19,186 --> 00:52:22,634
but just like for me, the idea of licking

859
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:26,384
cum off of a woman's chest is like the most erotic

860
00:52:26,432 --> 00:52:31,984
thing I can think of. So that's

861
00:52:32,032 --> 00:52:36,192
just me. They make food and

862
00:52:36,376 --> 00:52:39,952
they flirt and she gets eaten out on a Table and then on a stool.

863
00:52:40,016 --> 00:52:44,272
We don't really see that happening much. It's just kind of alluded to.

864
00:52:44,456 --> 00:52:48,304
And then they decide to play strip poker, which apparently Sam

865
00:52:48,352 --> 00:52:52,874
is like, really good at or something. She does this really cringy

866
00:52:52,922 --> 00:52:57,434
strip teas that. I don't know. They all end up naked.

867
00:52:57,562 --> 00:53:01,098
And there's the thing with. When they're making breakfast, like right before

868
00:53:01,154 --> 00:53:04,314
they play strip poker, Jace is eating a peach.

869
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:08,218
Yeah. And then hands it to her to. So she can take a bite.

870
00:53:08,314 --> 00:53:12,106
And then he licks the juice off of her chin and takes her bite

871
00:53:12,138 --> 00:53:15,450
from her mouth. I don't enjoy that either.

872
00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:19,114
Oh, my God, Nicole. I was like, oh, my God, that's so fucking

873
00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:22,902
sexy. Nope, that was the

874
00:53:23,006 --> 00:53:24,290
ick for me.

875
00:53:27,870 --> 00:53:30,982
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. No. So from

876
00:53:31,006 --> 00:53:34,490
here on out, I was just kind of like, oh. Oh, wow.

877
00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:38,182
It's not like she had like. It wasn't like she had like, chewed on

878
00:53:38,206 --> 00:53:39,890
the peach bit. No.

879
00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:45,332
It was still a whole peach bite. Yeah, it wasn't like. It was like.

880
00:53:45,446 --> 00:53:48,648
I still hate it. Little baby bird or anything,

881
00:53:48,824 --> 00:53:52,100
but it. Feels very baby bird, though.

882
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,380
It's just not for me. That's okay, honey.

883
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,580
Everybody's gonna know how vanilla I am after this.

884
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,540
Ma'am,

885
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,832
we have read multiple books now that were pretty dark that you

886
00:54:09,856 --> 00:54:13,298
were really into, so. Yeah, but there's

887
00:54:13,314 --> 00:54:16,114
only one guy. That's. That is it for me.

888
00:54:16,282 --> 00:54:19,042
I so, like, don't. I can't do, like,

889
00:54:19,066 --> 00:54:22,802
Brutal Obsession. If Grayson had done that

890
00:54:22,826 --> 00:54:25,458
to Violet, would it have bothered you as much?

891
00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:29,314
No, See, no, I wouldn't have. So you're not vanilla.

892
00:54:29,362 --> 00:54:32,882
You just. I. I'm. Yeah, it's just. It's the

893
00:54:32,906 --> 00:54:36,754
four men. Yeah. That's what I'm struggling with the most. Yeah. I'm just

894
00:54:36,922 --> 00:54:39,970
one guy. One girl. I don't care how dark it is. Yeah.

895
00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:43,650
As long as there's just two people. I don't do the why choose.

896
00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:47,266
Sure. They're not for me. Okay, well, they are for me.

897
00:54:47,338 --> 00:54:50,802
So where the were

898
00:54:50,826 --> 00:54:52,870
we in this poker.

899
00:54:53,610 --> 00:54:57,570
So they're playing strip poker and turns into this, like, weird striptease,

900
00:54:57,650 --> 00:55:00,594
which, like, I'm fine with a striptease,

901
00:55:00,722 --> 00:55:03,790
but they're always cringy. Just the whole thing.

902
00:55:05,050 --> 00:55:09,080
They all end up naked, passing Sam around in

903
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,312
the hot tub. We don't even, like, really know much about how

904
00:55:12,336 --> 00:55:15,192
they all get in there naked. They just are all of a. They just are

905
00:55:15,216 --> 00:55:18,616
there. And Alec

906
00:55:18,808 --> 00:55:22,568
has her sit on the edge of the tub while he fucks

907
00:55:22,584 --> 00:55:26,740
her. And then Jace and Reed play with her nipples. Alec comes

908
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,860
and they like turn her around.

909
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:34,232
Reid face fucks her until he comes and then Cole

910
00:55:34,296 --> 00:55:38,250
takes her ass, which I thought was an interesting

911
00:55:38,330 --> 00:55:41,578
choice. But then Jace directs

912
00:55:41,594 --> 00:55:44,922
the hot tub jet to her and then she comes and

913
00:55:44,946 --> 00:55:48,250
then Cole comes in her ass and then he makes her

914
00:55:48,290 --> 00:55:51,030
sarcastic saying, I like you used.

915
00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:57,018
It's weird that we don't have page numbers. I always good

916
00:55:57,074 --> 00:56:00,842
like palette cleanser after I through one of those. Yep, we'll have the.

917
00:56:00,946 --> 00:56:04,230
All the page numbers are out on all of our social media.

918
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:07,876
They are all kind of starting to like fall for each other.

919
00:56:08,028 --> 00:56:11,044
There's a couple of cutesy scenes here that both Nicole and I were like,

920
00:56:11,052 --> 00:56:14,788
what the fuck's happening? They all learn that the roads won't be cleared on Monday

921
00:56:14,844 --> 00:56:18,276
as expected. And Sam expresses how sad

922
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:22,036
she's going to be because she's missing her regular Eve

923
00:56:22,068 --> 00:56:25,220
of Christmas Eve with her sister where they'll sit around and drink wine and watch

924
00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:29,156
movies. And so Reid locks her in a room where he goes

925
00:56:29,188 --> 00:56:32,176
down on her and then fingers her until she comes.

926
00:56:32,348 --> 00:56:35,608
This scene was the most realistic scene

927
00:56:35,704 --> 00:56:40,020
of all of the scenes because he is fingering her

928
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,808
and he's talking dirty to her. And she says something like,

929
00:56:44,944 --> 00:56:48,856
I wish he knows what she wishes. Yeah, she wishes

930
00:56:48,888 --> 00:56:52,616
that could continue this past this time period. And so he's

931
00:56:52,648 --> 00:56:55,848
like, tell me what you wish. And he is like, well,

932
00:56:55,904 --> 00:56:58,440
I don't want to cross any lines. And these are the boundaries that they set.

933
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,402
And like she's spiraling in her head for sure. He's just like, I wish

934
00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:05,682
we could just do this one more day. She's kind of like throws it out

935
00:57:05,706 --> 00:57:09,090
there and you can tell that he's so disappointed.

936
00:57:09,170 --> 00:57:13,090
He like buries his face in her neck and is

937
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:16,470
just kind of like composing himself basically.

938
00:57:17,050 --> 00:57:20,530
And that, that reaction, that entire interaction was

939
00:57:20,570 --> 00:57:24,098
probably the most realistic thing that I read in this whole book.

940
00:57:24,154 --> 00:57:28,066
It is. They set ground rules and they told her very specifically

941
00:57:28,098 --> 00:57:32,152
at the beginning that this is just like a one time thing.

942
00:57:32,256 --> 00:57:35,720
Yeah, they've been doing this. And the fact that they're expecting this girl

943
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,208
who's just come in here to change the rules,

944
00:57:39,304 --> 00:57:42,456
I feel is very unrealistic. Sure.

945
00:57:42,608 --> 00:57:45,140
Yeah. You're mad about it. Yeah, I am.

946
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,560
Yeah. No, I just. I thought that that was. That interaction

947
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,792
was very. I feel like there have been plenty of

948
00:57:52,816 --> 00:57:55,624
times where I've had like somebody that I was like hooking up with that wanted

949
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:59,290
more. And I was just kind of like. I've been there too.

950
00:57:59,670 --> 00:58:03,214
You know. So when they leave the room, the other men

951
00:58:03,302 --> 00:58:06,974
have set up, like, a sheet fort with a TV and wine

952
00:58:07,022 --> 00:58:11,410
and popcorn so that she can FaceTime her sister and have her traditional

953
00:58:11,830 --> 00:58:15,726
Christmas Eve Eve. Yeah, they all apparently

954
00:58:15,758 --> 00:58:19,150
hang out all night. They have so much fun. The men get along

955
00:58:19,190 --> 00:58:22,542
great with her sister. Sam waits in the middle of the night, and she and

956
00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:27,020
Jason Cole start to have sex and then are interrupted

957
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:30,876
by the fire department, letting them know that the roads are cleared.

958
00:58:31,068 --> 00:58:34,204
And Sam, literally, it's the middle of

959
00:58:34,212 --> 00:58:37,292
the night or, like, early morning, and she basically is just like, oh, okay.

960
00:58:37,356 --> 00:58:41,200
Guess I better go. Just, like, gets up and just starts packing.

961
00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:45,564
I do feel like that's realistic, because this girl, who has no idea

962
00:58:45,612 --> 00:58:49,036
these guys told her this is for a weekend. Now they're snowed in longer,

963
00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:52,416
which they didn't even talk about, really. And she's

964
00:58:52,448 --> 00:58:55,696
like, they probably want me to leave. I know, but I literally

965
00:58:55,728 --> 00:58:58,400
just had your dick inside of me. Like, can we finish that up, please,

966
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,856
before I go? Oh, yeah, I would have needed to finish that. She doesn't

967
00:59:01,888 --> 00:59:05,456
finish that. She is like. She immediately jumps out, fumbling around.

968
00:59:05,528 --> 00:59:08,896
She's like, oh, I'm gonna send my go. And then she does the finger guns

969
00:59:08,928 --> 00:59:12,900
again. It's just the whole thing is just so fudgeing awkward.

970
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,576
And she's definitely hoping that they're gonna ask her to stay. And.

971
00:59:16,648 --> 00:59:19,986
And then they don't, and she leaves her. Cole tells

972
00:59:20,018 --> 00:59:23,202
her to leave the shirt on the bed. Yeah, I would

973
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:26,578
have booked it out of there. Absolutely. No, I agree 100%.

974
00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:29,506
I would have felt so unwanted, which was the point.

975
00:59:29,578 --> 00:59:32,946
So I guess, like, girl, fucking get over it. But no, 100%.

976
00:59:33,018 --> 00:59:36,146
She's totally entitled to feeling sad.

977
00:59:36,338 --> 00:59:39,314
She leaves, and the men realize that they're sad.

978
00:59:39,362 --> 00:59:43,070
And then they start fighting about the prospect of keeping her.

979
00:59:43,610 --> 00:59:47,448
And Sam goes back to her life. She has Christmas with her family.

980
00:59:47,634 --> 00:59:50,444
Her sister sets her up with a date for New Year's Eve.

981
00:59:50,572 --> 00:59:54,540
Christopher. Yep. Poor, poor, sweet Christopher. I want a book about

982
00:59:54,580 --> 00:59:57,756
her sister after this. Oh, God, yeah. Absolutely.

983
00:59:57,868 --> 01:00:02,028
Get to that part. There is another book in this series called Scrooged.

984
01:00:02,124 --> 01:00:06,476
Is that about Eleanor? I don't know. I haven't looked. But Eleanor, she's funny.

985
01:00:06,588 --> 01:00:09,884
I like her. Eleanor is a good fucking time. Yeah.

986
01:00:10,012 --> 01:00:13,356
So she's on her date with Christopher. The men

987
01:00:13,508 --> 01:00:16,680
show up. They want to win her back.

988
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:21,276
They explain that they had to negotiate terms

989
01:00:21,428 --> 01:00:25,148
before deciding. The clock strikes midnight. She says

990
01:00:25,204 --> 01:00:28,780
yes. And Cole, with a black eye, explains that he

991
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:32,124
won first kiss. And they kiss yeah, go ahead and

992
01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:35,532
tell the scene about Eleanor. So when all four of

993
01:00:35,556 --> 01:00:38,924
the guys walk up, I think that's a really fun scene. That's probably my favorite

994
01:00:38,972 --> 01:00:42,644
scene. Okay. All the four guys walk up. Sam is there with Christopher. He's just

995
01:00:42,652 --> 01:00:45,444
gotten her a drink, and she's like, I'm so sorry about what's going to happen.

996
01:00:45,612 --> 01:00:49,284
And Eleanor there, too. Christopher, like, goes to introduce

997
01:00:49,332 --> 01:00:53,124
himself to these guys. Like, no. He literally

998
01:00:53,172 --> 01:00:56,004
is like, hi, I'm Christopher. Like, puts out his. Yeah,

999
01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:59,440
sweet, sweet Christopher. Yep. He was so close.

1000
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:03,652
Like, he puts out his hand, he's like, hey, I'm Chris. And Reed is

1001
01:01:03,676 --> 01:01:07,870
like, nope. Yep. He just shuts it down. Which I did. I loved.

1002
01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:11,406
And then as they're, like, professing their love,

1003
01:01:11,478 --> 01:01:15,038
Christopher is like, hold on, like, still here.

1004
01:01:15,174 --> 01:01:18,254
And her sister is like, you know, slow down. You are not the main character

1005
01:01:18,302 --> 01:01:21,582
here. But my date is over there making out somebody else. So I'm pretty sure

1006
01:01:21,606 --> 01:01:22,930
you're going to get laid tonight.

1007
01:01:24,790 --> 01:01:28,542
I just love. I love that for her. Like, she's gonna hop on

1008
01:01:28,566 --> 01:01:31,902
this dick for her sister. Honestly, she's such a

1009
01:01:31,926 --> 01:01:36,110
cheerleader this entire book. And I really appreciate Eleanor

1010
01:01:36,190 --> 01:01:39,834
a lot. Yes, I loved that. Yeah. The epilogue

1011
01:01:39,882 --> 01:01:43,270
is one year later. They are,

1012
01:01:44,130 --> 01:01:47,562
I don't know, basically living half naked in domestic bliss.

1013
01:01:47,626 --> 01:01:51,630
She's, like, making a lasagna with nothing but underwear on and a apron.

1014
01:01:51,970 --> 01:01:55,146
No top, no bra, no nothing. I just feel like there's

1015
01:01:55,258 --> 01:01:58,186
so many reasons why you shouldn't do that. It's so dangerous.

1016
01:01:58,218 --> 01:02:02,074
Again, this girl is just living so

1017
01:02:02,242 --> 01:02:05,572
recklessly. Yeah. She describes going out in the

1018
01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:09,428
living room. She says, like, dinner's ready and the men

1019
01:02:09,484 --> 01:02:12,628
don't come running like they normally do when she mentions food or sex.

1020
01:02:12,764 --> 01:02:16,244
Yeah. So he goes out in the living room and they're all wearing their boxers

1021
01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:19,828
with Santa hats, which. Honest to God, that image.

1022
01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:23,396
Oh, my God, that image. I was like, okay,

1023
01:02:23,428 --> 01:02:27,588
I'm glad that she snuck that in there. Oh, see, I would have cringe

1024
01:02:27,684 --> 01:02:31,348
written down. No, they have that Alvin and the Chipmunk Christmas song

1025
01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:34,708
on. And they're, like, dancing. The dancing part is cringe.

1026
01:02:34,804 --> 01:02:38,756
They're all dancing. That whole part is very cringe. It feels very unnatural

1027
01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:41,360
to me. But please,

1028
01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:44,996
all I want for Christmas is to wake up and to walk into my living

1029
01:02:45,028 --> 01:02:47,812
room and to have four sexy,

1030
01:02:47,956 --> 01:02:51,844
tatted, pierced, half naked men standing in

1031
01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:54,692
my living room wearing Santa hats. Are you fucking kidding me?

1032
01:02:54,876 --> 01:02:58,532
Like, that was a good visual. If I

1033
01:02:58,556 --> 01:03:01,622
could visualize Nicole's unimpressed. Yeah,

1034
01:03:01,766 --> 01:03:05,718
that's the end. Yay. What a

1035
01:03:05,774 --> 01:03:09,494
story. This is my favorite

1036
01:03:09,542 --> 01:03:13,494
episode we've recorded so far. Watch me go to editing. And it's just trash,

1037
01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:16,918
right? I swear to God, if our audio. Oh,

1038
01:03:17,014 --> 01:03:19,810
God, don't jinx us. I know. Don't jinx us.

1039
01:03:20,110 --> 01:03:23,590
So we want to thank Paggle and Nicole

1040
01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:27,638
as well, because they have both been buckling down on our social

1041
01:03:27,694 --> 01:03:32,148
media and we are really kind

1042
01:03:32,204 --> 01:03:35,956
of crushing it. Trellini Pucci,

1043
01:03:36,148 --> 01:03:39,236
which, honest to God, thinking about it, that name

1044
01:03:39,388 --> 01:03:42,772
really just should give us all the context that we need about what

1045
01:03:42,796 --> 01:03:46,820
to expect from this person. She is a connoisseur

1046
01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:50,484
of pop culture and San Pellegrino, but her true passion lies

1047
01:03:50,532 --> 01:03:54,116
in crafting tantalizing romantic novels that delve into the depths

1048
01:03:54,148 --> 01:03:57,800
of desire, emotion, and even hearty belly laughs.

1049
01:03:58,150 --> 01:04:01,310
And then, like on her website. Her website is so fun. You should go visit

1050
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:05,246
it. But I love that the photos on her website are literally

1051
01:04:05,278 --> 01:04:08,334
like photos that she just took on an iPhone. She's.

1052
01:04:08,382 --> 01:04:12,030
They're not posed. She's not dolled up. She just does that on social

1053
01:04:12,070 --> 01:04:16,142
media too. She's super fun. Go follow her. Yeah. It's read books.

1054
01:04:16,206 --> 01:04:19,854
Yes, they are. It was. Yeah, it was a good time.

1055
01:04:19,942 --> 01:04:23,792
Yes. Yeah, that is the bet. They are a good time. Yeah.

1056
01:04:23,936 --> 01:04:26,896
Other books by Trellini Pucci.

1057
01:04:27,088 --> 01:04:30,352
This is the. This is part of a duology. This is the.

1058
01:04:30,376 --> 01:04:34,272
More the Merrier series. She also has Touchdown Love series,

1059
01:04:34,376 --> 01:04:39,072
the King Brothers series, the Star Crossed

1060
01:04:39,216 --> 01:04:42,960
series, and the Scandalous series. And I

1061
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,120
have to be really honest with you, the King Brother series is a dark

1062
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,056
mafia. Oh, I do.

1063
01:04:51,128 --> 01:04:54,416
We haven't done a mafia. We need to see.

1064
01:04:54,488 --> 01:04:57,904
Yeah, I'm going to probably need that in my life.

1065
01:04:57,992 --> 01:05:01,328
Yeah. Anyways, that looks good. All right.

1066
01:05:01,384 --> 01:05:03,500
Ratings. Spice level.

1067
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:08,140
Spice level. We're going to go with

1068
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:13,504
graphic. Yeah. And I'm going to give this probably

1069
01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:16,762
a five. I also give it a five. It's very descriptive.

1070
01:05:16,826 --> 01:05:19,930
Yeah, very. Yeah. You'll be able.

1071
01:05:19,970 --> 01:05:22,058
If you can picture stuff in your head, you can. You'll be able to picture

1072
01:05:22,074 --> 01:05:24,830
it. It's. It's graphic.

1073
01:05:25,810 --> 01:05:29,034
Spice frequency. Spice frequency. I'm gonna give

1074
01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:31,706
it a five. I also gave it a five. The whole book is sex.

1075
01:05:31,778 --> 01:05:35,190
That's all it is. Even when they're not having sex or thinking about sex,

1076
01:05:35,730 --> 01:05:39,338
they're talking. When they're talking to each other, they're basically talking about

1077
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:42,260
sex. Yes. Even though they're talking about lasagna. Yes.

1078
01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:45,732
Pros. Ooh. I'm gonna probably give it a

1079
01:05:45,756 --> 01:05:48,980
three. I also gave It a three. Look at us agreeing on

1080
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:52,516
everything. I mean, I think the nice thing about our rating system,

1081
01:05:52,668 --> 01:05:55,732
one of the things I think we really need to lean into on it is

1082
01:05:55,916 --> 01:06:00,260
that it allows for these books to exist categorically

1083
01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:03,860
in the same. In the same universe as

1084
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:07,956
a book like Praise or like Me on Gods. Because those books,

1085
01:06:07,988 --> 01:06:11,208
they might not have the same frequency, they might not have the same graphic level,

1086
01:06:11,324 --> 01:06:15,024
but the prose is better. And so I think that the rating system that

1087
01:06:15,032 --> 01:06:18,304
we developed is kind of critical and kind of

1088
01:06:18,312 --> 01:06:21,808
helping people to understand what they're getting into when they read these books.

1089
01:06:21,904 --> 01:06:25,088
Yeah. This book is a three prose. It's developed enough

1090
01:06:25,144 --> 01:06:29,136
to move the story. It's written fine enough.

1091
01:06:29,288 --> 01:06:32,880
She's a generally good writer. Cute reader. Writer.

1092
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:36,460
This book does not feel like it was written by a 10 year old,

1093
01:06:37,010 --> 01:06:40,630
but it is not necessarily as.

1094
01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:45,114
You're not written as some of the other books.

1095
01:06:45,162 --> 01:06:48,346
You didn't cry. I did not cry in this book. No. No.

1096
01:06:48,498 --> 01:06:52,154
Nope. Storyline. Storyline. I'm going to give it a two.

1097
01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:56,042
A two. I gave it a three. Okay. Just. Yeah. That kind of

1098
01:06:56,066 --> 01:06:59,434
a story. There wasn't a storyline. There really wasn't. Yeah.

1099
01:06:59,562 --> 01:07:02,390
Overall. Overall, I'm going to give it a.

1100
01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:06,756
So I'm having a hard time because I'm going to. I'm going to update

1101
01:07:06,788 --> 01:07:10,132
the way that I rate things. Yeah. I'm probably going to go back to some

1102
01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:13,476
of our previous books and re rate them. Sure. I am going to start giving

1103
01:07:13,508 --> 01:07:17,140
out fives. I love that. I know. I feel

1104
01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:20,708
like Praise and Neon Gods should have both been

1105
01:07:20,764 --> 01:07:24,420
fives. Sure. So I say this.

1106
01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:27,284
I'm going to give this book a three and a half.

1107
01:07:27,372 --> 01:07:30,702
Okay. And I say that knowing that I'm going to go

1108
01:07:30,726 --> 01:07:33,790
back and re rate those. Yeah. Because I think this is

1109
01:07:33,830 --> 01:07:37,134
definitely a book. If somebody was like, I'm just looking for smut,

1110
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:40,510
I would absolutely recommend this book. I told

1111
01:07:40,550 --> 01:07:43,502
Brooke about this book. Yes. This is a book I would recommend.

1112
01:07:43,566 --> 01:07:46,590
Yeah. I gave it a three overall. Yeah.

1113
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:49,902
Yeah. Good ratings. I was excited. We had a lot to talk

1114
01:07:49,926 --> 01:07:52,734
about. So it was fun.

1115
01:07:52,822 --> 01:07:56,034
Yeah. Where can you find the book? It. It's actually quite accessible.

1116
01:07:56,082 --> 01:07:59,570
Again, it is on Kindle Unlimited. It is. You can buy it

1117
01:07:59,610 --> 01:08:03,186
at Target, Barnes and Noble paperback. It's on Amazon.

1118
01:08:03,378 --> 01:08:07,030
So very, very accessible. You can get this on audiobook

1119
01:08:08,170 --> 01:08:11,570
to listen to it. She loves audiobooks. I'm gonna buy this

1120
01:08:11,610 --> 01:08:15,710
for her. Yes, please do, Pago. I love that.

1121
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:19,442
All right. Well, we are still working on

1122
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:23,548
developing our social media. Please join us there. We are

1123
01:08:23,604 --> 01:08:26,476
on TikTok, Instagram and Facebook.

1124
01:08:26,548 --> 01:08:30,700
@BooksletsPod. We are on YouTube at Bookslets.

1125
01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:34,476
We are online@Booksletspodcast.com and that links

1126
01:08:34,508 --> 01:08:38,172
to all of our social medias. We are working on getting on to Lemonade

1127
01:08:38,236 --> 01:08:41,628
and Blue Sky. Yep, we are on them. We just don't

1128
01:08:41,644 --> 01:08:44,796
have anything on them. Yeah. So. And we are

1129
01:08:44,948 --> 01:08:48,960
going to start pushing out some content more regularly as well.

1130
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:52,584
So stay tuned for that. I'm Amanda. I'm Nicole.

1131
01:08:52,632 --> 01:08:55,064
And we are Book Sluts. See you next time.